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Kids are sooo funny!

by GeekMom on February 15, 2008

A recent conversation I had with my kindergartener went something like this…
Punkin: Mommy, why is your belly so floppy?

Me: Well, Mommy had three babies. Remember when Mommy’s belly was big like a balloon? When the baby was inside? Well, when the baby comes out, Mommy’s belly is like a balloon with no air inside, and [...]

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Kindergarten GeekBoy Made Up A New Word

by GeekMom on January 17, 2008

Here is something my kindergartener said to me recently. It made me laugh, so I wanted to share it.
GeekBoy: “Mommy, do you know how I could tell the baby was awake?”
GeekMom: “How did you know, Punkin?”
GeekBoy: “I heard her through the baby ther-monitor.”

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My kids say the funniest stuff: flytraps

by GeekMom on November 7, 2007

A few days ago, I was driving The Mother Ship (minivan) with the kids in the back. The boys, ages 6 and 8, were reaching across the seat between them, going “chomp! chomp!” toward one another. Hoping to avert a brawl, I was about to tell them to keep their hands to themselves, when [...]

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