From the category archives:

babies

Got Mom-goo and kid-poo? Chuck to the rescue!

by GeekMom on January 18, 2009

I wrote a post a while back, on the gag-inducing topic of my kids getting sick, and my willingness to sacrifice my own cleanliness to protect the carpet and sofa. Because, you know, it’s easier to wash my chest, face, and shirt, than to clean the furniture. Hubby calls me “the vomit magnet.” You get [...]

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If you haven’t seen this new video birth announcement, you should check it out. I can’t embed the video, so you’ll have to go watch it over there, but it’s a brilliant take on the whole birth announcement concept! A bit pricey, but definitely a unique way to give your Offspring v.0.1 some [...]

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Funny mom laughs for Luvs

by GeekMom on June 25, 2008

I don’t know how I missed out on seeing this video earlier, but it is hilarious! Especially for busy moms — but funny for dads and kids, too — Anita Renfroe sings a fast mashup of the most popular mom sayings, to the tune of the William Tell Overture. Listen carefully, because it goes [...]

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GeekMom’s Mean Thoughts

by GeekMom on February 6, 2008

I have three kids of my own, and although I love them all dearly, they do have their moments. My first baby had trouble sleeping. He had allergies and acid reflux, which we didn’t get diagnosed until he was 15 months old, because the pediatrician kept telling us he’d grow out of it. “Stop breastfeeding [...]

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Kindergarten GeekBoy Made Up A New Word

by GeekMom on January 17, 2008

Here is something my kindergartener said to me recently. It made me laugh, so I wanted to share it.
GeekBoy: “Mommy, do you know how I could tell the baby was awake?”
GeekMom: “How did you know, Punkin?”
GeekBoy: “I heard her through the baby ther-monitor.”

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It may come as a shock for new mothers, the way life starts to revolve around poop. From Day One, a baby’s health is measured in part by the poops he produces. And it doesn’t stop when you bring the baby home…
No, that’s just the beginning. Some hospitals send mothers home with [...]

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