Really, CNN? That’s your top story?

This is what I saw when I checked my CNN headlines widget a few minutes ago:

Jessica Simpson's Bosom is the Top Story?
Jessica Simpson's Bosom is the Top Story?

Did you see the headline for the Top Story? “Jessica Simpson finds a bosom buddy…”

Oh. My. Goodness. I don’t know whether to be amused and relieved that there’s nothing more important than Jessica’s bosom in the news at the moment, or annoyed at CNN for leading with such a ridiculous headline. A bit of both, I guess.

And since you’re probably dying to know what the story is about, here’s the blurb:

Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton have found more to bond over than their blonde locks and country crooning. The famously busty pair found common ground this week over the difficulties of having an ample bosom.

So there you have it. Now you know. You’re welcome. 😛

Author: GeekMom

Heather is a geeky girl with a husband and three kids who put up with her nerdy quirks. She's been blogging here since 2007, and enjoys writing, reading, playing video games, and making stuff.

  • wow. that’s all i can say. wow.

  • I thought it was bad when the top story for two whole days was Heidi Klum’s Halloween, but this trumps that.

  • sue

    Since there were truly many, many more important stories in the world on November 4, this suggests that the function of CNN is to distract us from the important stuff!

  • That is ridiculous! The could have saved this one for entertainment tonight!

  • Hey, your blog description is quite nice and so is the blog title. I mean if CNN guys are taking notice. : )

  • I’m going to side with Sue and her theory that Jessica’s bosom is meant to be a distraction. Just another indication of the direction CNN is going….

  • LOL…thats funny. Of course, most people would rather hear about Jessica’s bosom over something informative and thought provoking 🙁