This is what I saw when I checked my CNN headlines widget a few minutes ago:
Did you see the headline for the Top Story? “Jessica Simpson finds a bosom buddy…”
Oh. My. Goodness. I don’t know whether to be amused and relieved that there’s nothing more important than Jessica’s bosom in the news at the moment, or annoyed at CNN for leading with such a ridiculous headline. A bit of both, I guess.
And since you’re probably dying to know what the story is about, here’s the blurb:
Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton have found more to bond over than their blonde locks and country crooning. The famously busty pair found common ground this week over the difficulties of having an ample bosom.
So there you have it. Now you know. You’re welcome. 😛