A “You’ve got to be kidding!” GeekMom rant

by GeekMom on May 29, 2008

My kids love flexible bendy straws, and I brought home a package from Bed Bath & Beyond a couple of days ago. After I opened the package, I happened to read the “Use and Care Instructions” on the back, and this is what I saw…

bendy straw instructions

In case that’s too small for you to read, here is what it says.

Perfect for rootbeer floats, sodas, cocktails and more. Three fun colors. Handwash before use. (emphasis added)

You’ve got to be kidding me! Who has the time or inclination to wash a bunch of plastic straws before use?! Sorry, but the most I can manage is a quick rinse with tap water. What am I supposed to do? Get out the pipe cleaners to scrub the skinny tubes?

I guess I’ll be looking for Made in USA bendy straws from now on, and these will go into the craft bin.

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Lisa365 May 29, 2008 at 9:30 am

hahahah!! wowzers!
From a legal standpoint, they probably don’t want to get sued if there is plastic dust or particles that could be harmful if consumed (because there are LARGE quantities on there, right?)
This label needs to be added to that email forward that goes around… Stupid Labels

lol thanks for sharing!

2 Nodins Nest May 29, 2008 at 10:44 am

All I ever do with straws is try to flush some hot soapy water through them. I use a bulb syringe, however after the first use, its just a hot water rinse.

3 LaskiGal May 30, 2008 at 12:06 am

Found you on TopMomma! I had no idea. I just checked my straws and they say the same thing. I never, ever washed ‘em. UGH!

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4 StanHayes May 30, 2008 at 2:09 am

Probably don’t need to wash them if you’re using them for cocktails. At least the way I make cocktails.

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5 Shelly M May 30, 2008 at 9:55 am

Who in their right mind would think of that? I cannot imagine what mother would think to wash a STRAW! Good gravy.

…Are they dishwasher safe? LOL

Shelly M.
The Mom With Brownies

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6 lina May 30, 2008 at 10:44 am

Wow! I never thought to read the instructions on straws before. I learn something today LOL

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7 Elisa May 30, 2008 at 11:48 am

Oh no! That’s just ridiculous. If you wanted to bother washing them you would probably not use disposable ones! Honestly. I think either they were sued already or they have lots of dust etc flying around where the straws are packaged. I’d throw them away and get a new package.

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8 Ainse June 2, 2008 at 9:25 pm

Ew! I have never thought to wash straws before using them. I am now running to the cupboard to check the ones I have …

Thanks for the heads up!

9 BlogMeTheMoney June 4, 2008 at 12:16 am

I like the satisfaction guarantee too. Send the straw back for repair?? rofl

10 tazdog June 4, 2008 at 4:19 pm

I’m going to go home and buy a bag of these and hand wash each one. That way when I take 4 minutes to use it and throw it away I can call myself an a__ .. lol

I really cannot believe that have that posted.. And im sure like some said a legal reason, but that is just too funny…

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11 SurfJedi June 6, 2008 at 11:44 am

Lol. I thought the problem was going to be the mention of cocktails in a product designed for kids. :)

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